Balladex DNA ratings (0–99). Noah wins 6 of 8 attribute battles.
Tale of the tape
8.8
Points / game
6.0
9.0
Rebounds / game
7.9
3.1
Assists / game
1.0
Career scoring arc points per game · by season
Noah peak 12.6Eaton peak 9.7
The trophy case edge: Noah
1× Defensive Player of the Year2× NBA All-Star
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2× Defensive Player of the Year1× NBA All-Star
The verdict
Noah holds the edge, leading in 3 of 3 categories (points / game, rebounds / game, assists / game). Eaton answers in the intangibles — which is exactly why this is the marquee debate.
62Noah · Solid starter
Balladex Impact Index
61Eaton · Solid starter
Card value — head to head
Joakim Noah
$11
Cemented legacy
5-yr outlook+36% ▲
Legacy floor100%
Mark Eaton
$11
Cemented legacy
5-yr outlook+27%
Legacy floor100%
Card verdictBoth grade to about $11 today. Joakim Noah carries more projected upside (+36% vs. +27% over five years).