Joe BachieDetroit Lions · #35
Joe Bachie — the report card
Read his whole game at a glance, then dive into any skill. Grades from the DNA model + real production.
Where he stands
Live ladders from the Balladex models, and what he's chasing. Rankings recompute nightly from real production, accolades, and search demand.
Every number, three levels deep
Headline → metric → the raw history behind it. Real career data; tracking-only metrics labeled.
How the model sees him
Projection = per-minute rate × projected minutes. Rates are recency- and health-weighted, aged along a per-stat curve, and adjusted for live usage/role. No black box — every number shows its work.
The Lab
Every number, live and interactive. Real career data; models labeled.
Are the Detroit Lions built to win?
Team projection rolled up from the roster + last-season baselines — and what it means for his role.
The Ballad
Birth to now — the making of a legend, narrated and scored.
The beginning
Joe Bachie is a Linebacker for the Detroit Lions, in his 7th NFL season.
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Joe Bachie is a Detroit Lions linebacker, an undrafted find.
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Across 6 seasons (2020–2025) he has recorded 74 tackles, 0 sacks and 0 interceptions.
Chapter
Most recently he posted 26 tackles, 0 sacks and 0 interceptions in 2025.
Where things stand
Where Bachie goes from here.
Off the court
- Height
- 6' 2"
- Weight
- 238 lbs
- Born
- Brook Park, OH
- Age
- 28
- Jersey
- #35
